You know you are a beer drinker when –

a) You include cost of drinking beer in your monthly budget
b) Do a pint of beer after a long run
c) You think of beer to get you through the toughest part of your day
d) You insist to go to a beer pub preferably Pecos for your first date
e) When you call a new restaurant the first thing you ask for is “ do you serve beer?”
f) Your agree to join a new organization simply because the bar need door is called “beer joint”
g) You got to a party with swanky cocktail bar and insist for beer
h) You drink beer because you enjoy drinking beer and not to get drunk