Tuesday, October 10, 2006

Running and quality of blogging directly proportional

During my long run this morning, I came up with definitions of a good day, not so good day, bad day and a very bad day. The definition uses only one variable – the previous night's experience. Using this, I came up with a relation between an early rise/ run and the quality of blogging/ writing. The two are directly related to each other…here you go!!!!

Good day: Sleep at 9:30 pm previous night, Wake up at 4:00 am, drink a liter of water, eat a fruit, stretch and start running at five, stop running at around 6:00 and drink some carrot juice.
Result: Amazing work productivity and upload an original post on the blog. People ask me if I used “fair and handsome” ( it’s a cream metro sexual men use for that additional glow ) for my face.

Not so good day: Have a late night without alcohol, eat paneer or naan the pervious night, have trouble with motions in the morning, wake up around 6:30, get a lazy twenty minute run/ some weights.
Result: Low work productivity but get a lot of routine stuff done at work. Very little thinking/ analysis will be involved in my report, I may post but it is usually a quote or something.

Bad day: Drink two kingfisher beers the previous night, eat the food served in the bar, hang out until 2: 00 a.m, wake up at 8:30 and get to work by 9:30. Due to waking up late, eat no breakfast
Result: No work productivity, I sit in meetings like a dead corpse, people at work ask me if I partied too hard, trying hard to work so no time to post or read blog, maybe get some exercise if I get home early.

Very bad day: No kingfisher beer available, do several haywards 5000 ( its called a wife beater…the worst beer available anywhere in the world), several kingfishers after that when it is available, some more alcohol, no food, get home by 3:00 a.m, sleep until ten thirty, late to work, late to get out of work.
Result: Everybody at office laughs at my tie, I get no work done, I am chatting with people I don’t want to chat, read blogs and don’t post anything, zero exercise.

In another thirty days, please watch this space for some statistics...I plan to use exact data and come up with a graph.

4 comments:

Vetti Guy said...

"Result: Everybody at office laughs at my tie...."

Lets face it, this happens irrespective of the kind of day you are having :-)

Unknown said...

Vetti Guy,

Thats true man...I am not exactly the tie types....otha onaku irruku da !!!

Abhishek said...

u wear a tie to office? daily??????

Apoorva Gupta said...

u wear a tie? and u thought i should work there? i don't like ties...grin.

i love that you're not afraid to talk about "troublesome motions".

lol.